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Yo!

Wed Nov 4, 2009, 12:18 PM
Guess who's gone and made a bunch off purdy pictures? That's right, ME!!! Will upload on Friday, so chill.


IN OTHER NEWS!!!!!!!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With
Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer
At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write 'ForMarijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.


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It's Called
... THERAPY

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    :iconearlstein:
    thanks for the watch!!! :headbang:
    :iconkurama-chan:
    Hello! ^_^
    Thanks a lot for the fav! :iconkissingplz:

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    ~Now I'm whole~
    :heart: *Yukiko-Kun
    :iconx3pandaninx3:
    thx 4 da fav!

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    I shall eat your soul and drink your blood, then laugh well watching your lifeless courpe stumbble around befroe giving up and dying...yes, im that emo...
    :icondidthepiegohome:
    Thank you for the watch

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    "Salad is what food eats..." - Mikey Robins

    ...and then John was a zombie
    :icondestinys-spirits:
    Hiya, thanks for the fave!

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    aka. CrystalNeko
    ~Arina Tanemura fangirl~
    Garnet of ~FinalFantasyIX-UK
    Asakura Hao of *funbari-spirits
    :iconxhollehx:
    Thank you for the collection! ^__^

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    Stalker of ~Serwa & *illbewaiting
    I love mah wifey <333 :heart: C:
    :iconblack-out93:
    Thanks so much for the favorites :D
    :icona-drawer-4ever:
    Thanks for the :+fav:'s on our cosplay; I'm glad you liked it!

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    I firmly believe one of modern civilization's greatest inventions has been indoor plumbing. :toilet:
    :icononewingedmuse:
    thanks for the :+devwatch:!

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